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Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What’s Behind PayPal’s Will Ferrell Ads? - WSJ
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Will Ferrell Developing ‘Eurovision’ Movie Into Broadway Musical - The Hollywood Reporter
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Sam Darnold on final games in Minnesota: "We laid an egg on offense" - NBC Sports
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Trump says 'it's possible' US gets involved in Israel-Iran conflict - ABC News
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
Still no good
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
US tycoon pours $100mn into Trump crypto project after SEC reprieve - Financial Times
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Cancer patient given months to live is 'more positive than ever' - BBC
Still no good.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?