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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Scientists point to one particular sleep stage as being most important for preventing dementia - Earth.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What’s Behind PayPal’s Will Ferrell Ads? - WSJ

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Will Ferrell Developing ‘Eurovision’ Movie Into Broadway Musical - The Hollywood Reporter

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Sam Darnold on final games in Minnesota: "We laid an egg on offense" - NBC Sports

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Trump says 'it's possible' US gets involved in Israel-Iran conflict - ABC News

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

Still no good

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

US tycoon pours $100mn into Trump crypto project after SEC reprieve - Financial Times

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

36-year-old sold her childhood home in Wisconsin to live and travel in a truck she spent $50,000 renovating: 'I don't have a single regret' - CNBC

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Cancer patient given months to live is 'more positive than ever' - BBC

Still no good.

No go.

Unacceptable again!

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?